I have bought a new electric scooter. Well, it's not that new but it's one that I've never owned before. It was an impulse buy from Cash Converters and costed me $345; I was slightly annoyed that new ones cost $349 from Toys'R'Us but alas!
It goes all right. It's not as fast as I imagined it would be but there's nothing particularly wrong with it.
At least I have a means of moving about the place in a slightly more lazy fashion now.